hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
metaphoricalrhetorical: ramblingsofawanderingmind: If Jack Harkness cut himself exactly in half would both halves re-grow (already been proven he can re grow in Children of Earth) and then would there be two of him????
basedgodniall: I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
diamondtwink: My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
never-be-anything-but-loud: In the Chamber of Secrets, when Dobby first appears in Harry’s bedroom, Dobby tells Harry about how he has heard all about Harry’s greatness. But if he serves the Malfoys and rarely leaves the Manor, who told Dobby these things? My money is on Draco
casteilnovak: vampstiel: lets talk about misha’s little victory dance after getting jensen’s resume here: It’s time for paaAAAAaay back I’ve got you’re reeSSSUUUUmee’
nestingdean: cas getting the hiccups for the first time
clumsyoctopus: my ad for beauty products girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN...
simoncowell: niallhoran: louistomlinson: zaynmalik: liampayne: harrystyles: baby you light up my god shut up u lil shits
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
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larrysshowersthatarebritish: opening-a-shop: nowealth-noruin: serverussnape-always: Is that John Green Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props Sherlock fandom u ok Can you spot the vegan Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who Is it night bloggers or just the Australians Hardmode: Is it the Australian night bloggers The new nerve wrecking Did I or did I not...
kalories: instead of getting periods can girls just get a text once a month from nature saying “you’re not pregnant have a nice day”
becnoir: good heavens just look at the time
kookyteen: i want an episode of hannibal where will and hanni get really stoned and will’s like ” oh man lets go get some munchies” and hanni’s like yeah so they drive out to 7-11 and they meet back at the till like 10 minutes later and hannibal has a dead body and will has cheetos and hes like what
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
ohmypheels: everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this. now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been...
AND THUS THE COLLECTIVE HAITUS OF THE BIG 3 BEGINS
passthecocaine: eatsleepcrap: and then there’s merlin